egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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Thief Reboot Thoughts

[NB: I am not an industry insider, and I do not have any knowledge of Thief outside of the Game Informer hub and the gameplay footage from E3. Everything in this post is observation and assumption based on those sources.]

Long post ahoy! Cut for your convenience.

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Oh boy, I’m so excited for when people start complaining about Thief being too much like Dishonored

current mood: varys

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pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

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i-will-die-laughing:

current mood: albino gorilla

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my dog punched me in the face, bloodied my nose and almost knocked out my front teeth, then got me in a headlock and started pulling out my hair with his teeth

maybe time to reinforce his training again

[whispers] i hate “five times (and one)” fics