Breaking: Teen Disguises Brandy Consumption from Father by putting it in a coffee
my netire face is soaked in alcohol. i was taking a sip and when i stopped the cider leapt out of the bottle and covered my entire face from my eyebrows down. excellents
i want full white ink flower sleeves, but I also want minimalist black band arm tats and those are completely incompatible styles, so probably I will never get any tattoos
stole a cider from my dad. friday night is saved
I’ve been looking forward to ~havin a little drink~ all week but my parents bought prosecco so that’s not happening
im watching helicopter heroes, and a guy’s come off his motorcycle and broken his femur at a ninety degree angle so obviously he’s drugged up as much as he possibly can be
paramedic: what’s your pain score, out of ten?
people on drugs are funny